Teddy Bears and Alcohol Don't Mix!

You've heard it for years, but it's time to pay attention: Teddy bears and alcohol don't mix. Teddy bears have to be very, very careful when consuming alcohol. A blood alcohol content of 0.01% will impair coordination, judgement, and concentration. Take into account the fact that stuffed teddy bears have no blood to begin with, and any alcohol they consume will give them a 100% blood alcohol content. This is big trouble for stuffed teddy bears. Keep them away from alcohol! The results can be disastrous.

23 comments:

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Penelope said...

too funny

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RAMON said...

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hlhhhman said...

I have heard the same thing about Alcohol and Bunny Rabbits!

Einar said...

If it is any help, my Grateful Dead bears don't drink at all. However, they just can't seem to get enough acid. hmmmmmmmm? Einar

Anonymous said...

Are the bears okay?? Did the police put them in the drunk tank? What happened? We need to know!

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Anonymous said...

Interesting. :)

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whatsgoingon said...

apparently teddy bears and celebrities have lots in common!

Shrikara K said...

useful topic!

Nicholas Collard said...

HAHAHAHAHA, "any drinking will give them a blood alcohol level of 100%."
That's awesome. Good stuff.

Amanda said...

LOL!! LOVE IT! I WANT MORE!! Quick question though---what do they do in the winter? Do they really "hibernate" or is it a cover-up for raves in caves?

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KARMEN said...

sad but real

KOSTAS said...

The results of alcohol are always calamitous