Teddy Bears and Alcohol Don't Mix!

You've heard it for years, but it's time to pay attention: Teddy bears and alcohol don't mix. Teddy bears have to be very, very careful when consuming alcohol. A blood alcohol content of 0.01% will impair coordination, judgement, and concentration. Take into account the fact that stuffed teddy bears have no blood to begin with, and any alcohol they consume will give them a 100% blood alcohol content. This is big trouble for stuffed teddy bears. Keep them away from alcohol! The results can be disastrous.